Stormageddon-Dark-Lord-of-All

liamdryden:

three paragraphs of struggle

You*
Criticize*
Immature*
Criticize*
People’s*
Writing*
Express* 
Expresses*  
Their*
You*
Criticizing* 
People’s* 
(Implying Art can be compared to a physical being in the sense that it may perform better at life than said physical being) 
You*
You*
Satan*
Burden* 
Privilege*
You*
An*
Eternity*


Well that was fun. 

(Source: beesmygod)

mokou:

agent-355:

nolivingman:

piratesswoop:

thedistortedone:

relativemorals:

YES. I’m tired of all of you pretentious assholes saying that I’m not “really reading” because I use a kindle.

Yes, you are reading.You are just reading a “lesser” form of book. Reading isn’t just reading the words on a page/screen, it’s smelling the book, new or old, it’s wearing the books spine out after rereading it for the X’th time, it’s leaving crease marks on a page you flipped too fast because you were that eager to get to the next page, and most of all, it’s losing yourself in a book to the point where the world around you no longer exists. And I, for one, cannot lose myself in an electronic screen. The words of a real book take on a depth that cannot ever be recreated on anything electronic. So you may be reading a book, but you will never truly experience a book unless you read it in a printed medium.

lol this pretentious bullshit. “The words of a real book take on a depth that cannot ever be recreated on anything electronic.” i mean really. anyway, the words of your reblog have no depth or meaning to me since i’m reading them in electronic form, but u tried it

LMAO I CAN’T

go sniff a book and get the fuck off tumblr bc ur electronic words mean nothing 2 me

BUT GUYS IT’S NOT A REAL BOOK B/C YOU CAN’T SMELL IT

YOU CAN’T RUN YOUR TONGUE UP ITS SPINE

YOU CAN’T WHISPER SWEET NOTHINGS IN WHAT YOU PERCEIVE TO BE ITS EAR

do you not realise how creepy you sound

you’re reading a fucking paperback not eating pussy

you’re reading a fucking paperback not eating pussy

“The words of a real book take on a depth that cannot ever be recreated on anything electronic.”
…How? Does the paper give it some sort of magical power? How the hell are the words on a screen different than the words on a piece of paper?

alexthenerdyone:

eddplant:

xfawnx:

snapshot19:

chickinlittle:

My name is Katniss Everdeen.

“How much are these?” he enquired

“I should head home actually”, I said. “I’m kinda tired”

“I’m a pancreas”, she said.

“I should head home actually,” I said. “I’m kinda tired.”

“Given: Polygon CDEF (=~) polygon KLMN, Identify the congruent corresponding points.” Maybe I shouldn’t have been doing my geometry homework from the book when I did this.

(Source: loveclaire)

richardisbored:

Screenshot of my lock-screen. Blue = best color :]

Satisfied with my phone :D

I use GoLocker too, that’s one of the reasons I prefer Android over Apple. Just the sheer amount of customization that it allows for.